Monday, November 03, 2008

Geoff Johns's gross lanterns

Geoff Johns continues to show why he's overrated:
This week we got our first real look at the newest group of ring wielders in the "Rage of the Red Lanterns."

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With the Red Lanterns, Johns has created a terrifying new enemy.

Vomiting blood and rampaging through space killing anything in their way, the Red Lanterns look more like the infected zombies from the movie "28 Days Later" than a cosmic army of aliens.
Yeah, and they certainly don't sound very polite in their table manners either. Gee, that's terrifying - not! More like gross. Belching blood has "shock tactic" written all over it, hardly at all the most appealing thing I've ever heard of.