Simone rants about Tom Cotton
Oh, man, I was going to get some cocoa, but @SenTomCotton sent a stern letter to Starbucks saying I had no authority to order hot drinks.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
Correction: you have no qualification for commenting on serious issues, and no business making jokes out of them. She's one of a very small portion who want to demonize Cotton for standing up to despots. Cotton served in the army, and with dignity. Simone probably never did.
Dear Smaug, We, the undersigned, don't know if you truly understand about negotiating with dirty cup thieves. Signed, @SenTomCotton
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
Dear King George, we totally don't think you should pay attention to that George Washington dude, he's mean. Signed, @SenTomCotton
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
I don't see why she need pay attention to Cotton if she doesn't like him.
I think @SenTomCotton is the guy who pulled the school fire alarm when he didn't get to play in Little League.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
I think Simone is an ostrich who puts her head in the sand. I guess Russia's own weaponry development during the Cold War was no big deal either, eh?
Right now, @SenTomCotton is giving an IHOP waitress a bad lecture on the Bill of Rights instead of a tip.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
I think Simone's the bad lecturer here. She makes a very bad comedian too at this point.
Boy,if Tiger Beat ever starts spotlighting the hottest creeps undermining our foreign policy, @SenTomCotton will be on every cover.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
If there were a magazine highlighting apologists, Simone should be in every feature story about them.
I am of the opinion that if someone actually read the constitution to @SenTomCotton, he'd burst into flames.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
"Dear WWII, I am not sure if you are a country but the constitution and my mom say I should be president. THANKS! Signed, @SenTomCotton"
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
Simone is long past the point where her "jokes" are becoming unforgivably disgusting.
Also, I was trying to figure out which kind of dinosaur @SenTomCotton reminded me of and SURPRISE! It's a brachiosaurus!
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
If she brings to mind any dinos, it'd probably be a stegosaurus, which is pretty slow on the uptake.
I am worried that @SenTomCotton will remain popular with his sauropod base, being a home town brachiosaurus, even though he hates the law.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
I'm coming to the conclusion Simone hates justice, and turns her back on innocent women in Iran who've been tortured by the regime's autocrats.
Honest to god, I am not trying to be mean, but doesn't @SenTomCotton look like they put a suit on the Jurassic Park sequel?
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
He should never be president, what if he interrupts delicate trade negotiations to high-branch forage? @SenTomCotton
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
And Simone should never have to write books like Birds of Prey ever again. Besides, she's already decidedly given clues she's not exactly a Black Canary fan, if that matters.
That would explain that haircut, holy CRAP. @NewMutant @SenTomCotton
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
Dear @SenTomCotton, do you deny being a walnut-brained, homeothermic brachiosaurus? Also, could you explain the Constitution to my cat?
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
Dear dear. That amounts to trolling against Mr. Cotton. Not very ethical, I don't think.
WOW. @SenTomCotton is not new to condescending to people, holy crap. Read THIS chunk of bullshit: http://t.co/ywQDo51FQ3
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
So says somebody who turns her back to far worse, more serious issues.
TELL me he's not about to chew some healthy leaves off a high branch using his long, articulated neck. @SenTomCotton pic.twitter.com/JfxNIXRiBU
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
This is basically online harrassment. Very poor example. Sigh.
My feeling is that @SenTomCotton is the Die Hard movie even Bruce Willis turned down.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015
And with her startling biases, Simone is the writer whom everybody's going to turn down in sales within time, and those who do read her books will have to take everything she writes with a grain of salt. While we're on the topic, she also wrote:
I am the only person not included on the Avengers: Age of Ultron poster. Me and Winston Churchill and he's totally dead or something.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 11, 2015
If she's a fan of Churchill, I wonder what she'll think when she finds out what he said about Islamofascism in The River War? This is some of the most shameful, pointless drivel she's written to date.
Labels: Europe and Asia, islam and jihad, misogyny and racism, moonbat writers, politics, terrorism, violence
Yeah, I don't think a former hairdresser has the right to criticize a Harvard graduate and a war hero on intelligence an bravery. Simone saw she's for gay and women's rights, but she props up the largest abusers of them in the world. And what's with her insults? First Bill O'Reilly's a foot, now Tom Cotton's a brachiosaurus?
Posted by Anonymous | 7:58 PM
Speaking of Churchill, he was denounced as a war monger and a scare monger in the 1930's when he warned of the rise of Nazi Germany. Neville Chamberlain promised that his appeasement policy and Munich Agreement would guarantee "peace for our time."
Today, we know who was right. And history will, in time, pass the exact same judgments on Cotton (and Netanyahu) on the one hand, and Obama on the other.
Simone doesn't want a representative government with co-equal branches and a system of checks and balances. She and the other Obama Zombies want an absolute dictatorship, with severe punishment for "traitors," i.e., anyone who doesn't pretend to see the emperor's new clothes.
And Simone's quips are not as cute or clever as she thinks they are. But, when you are fifteen, snarky one-liners seem terribly cool and sophisticated. And, emotionally and intellectually, champagne socialists like Simone are about fifteen years old.
Posted by Anonymous | 11:57 AM
Cotton and the other senators merely wrote an open letter. What does Simone think of Nancy Pelosi meeting with Syria's Assad during the Bush administration? Or of John Kerry meeting with Sandinistas when Reagan was president?
Or of Senator Obama sending a personal emissary to Tehran in 2008, advising the mullahs to reject any agreements with the US during the Bush administration, because they could get a better deal by waiting until Obama became president?
Posted by Anonymous | 6:59 PM
Churchill was going to order the RAF to bomb the Nazi rocket plant at Peenemunde, but called it off, because he was afraid Gail Simone would tweet nasty jokes about him on Twitter.
Posted by Anonymous | 7:13 PM
If the comments were at least funny, I'd be okay with them, but she makes the same joke again and again. It's like saying "that's what she said" after everything.
No comment on bleeding cool's thor/captain America article?
Posted by T Vulture | 1:29 AM
This is probably the BleedingCool article Tom is talking about.
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/03/13/when-message-board-posters-write-marvels-comics-for-them/
Posted by Anonymous | 4:02 AM
The only thing Simone has served is herself -- a mega milkshake, at least twice a day.
Posted by Hube | 4:22 AM
Oh, snap, Hube.
On the plus side, Tom Cotton is definitely doing something right.
My only pity is toward her cat. Hell, the cat would understand the Constitution better than she would.
Posted by Killer Moth | 10:03 AM
Simone makes childish jokes about Cotton's physical appearance, instead of addressing the substantive issues. But then, Twitter's character limitations make it suitable only for flippant one-liners. It can't handle a serious, in-depth discussion of complicated issues.
And neither can Simone.
Posted by Anonymous | 11:00 AM
I've just posted a topic about Bleeding Cool's article.
Posted by Avi Green | 11:53 AM
Used to be a time when private thoughts were just that, private. Now everybody and their grandma has to put down the littlest detail about their own ideas and beliefs 24-7.
Posted by Drag | 12:41 PM